Taxi / delivery drivers who think if they put there warning lights on, they can park in the middle off the road, then throw a strop when they have to reserve out.
having to go poo after just getting out the shower and then having to get back in again just to soap your ass up so not to spoil that full body freshness!
having to go poo after just getting out the shower and then having to get back in again just to soap your ass up so not to spoil that full body freshness!
having to go poo after just getting out the shower and then having to get back in again just to soap your ass up so not to spoil that full body freshness!
You need wet wipes in your life pal!
yea got them rob, cant nock the wet wipes when your in ya civvies or on a hot day BUT im talking when ive just stepped out the shower and *bAnG* the phantom poo strikes again (why couldn't it have made itself known before i got in the shower, natural order of play i feel) still wet so toilet paper usage is out the question, toilet seat gets a soaking, its just all one big mess mate which to me is best dealt with by jumping straight back in, just thankful my shower head comes off the wall... it annoys me cos any other time i like a good poo but when that happens i just sit there full of resentment and the whole experience is spoilt!
Shop staff who tell me to enter my pin because I'm 2 milliseconds late putting my finger on the buttons at the exact time the read out comes up...probably the same pedantic. time obsessed arseholes that toot their horn at you when the lights turn amber.
having to go poo after just getting out the shower and then having to get back in again just to soap your ass up so not to spoil that full body freshness!
You need wet wipes in your life pal!
yea got them rob, cant nock the wet wipes when your in ya civvies or on a hot day BUT im talking when ive just stepped out the shower and *bAnG* the phantom poo strikes again (why couldn't it have made itself known before i got in the shower, natural order of play i feel) still wet so toilet paper usage is out the question, toilet seat gets a soaking, its just all one big mess mate which to me is best dealt with by jumping straight back in, just thankful my shower head comes off the wall... it annoys me cos any other time i like a good poo but when that happens i just sit there full of resentment and the whole experience is spoilt!
When a new phone comes out and all the sheep earlier adopters have the same ring tone. Then on the train you get a whole cacophony of it. I'm currently be driven mad by that bloody annoying whistling thing all the time.
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cheers for the heads up though (appreciated)
sheepearlier adopters have the same ring tone. Then on the train you get a whole cacophony of it. I'm currently be driven mad by that bloody annoying whistling thing all the time.