General things that Annoy you
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ugggghhh .. I shudder at the very thought .. a slipping and a slidingAFKABartram said:Trying to eat takeaway pasta with a plastic knife and fork
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Fat birds who get their hair and nails done thinking it will make them attractive....guess what pasty bird...spend the dough down the gym!0
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Nah, I just go on holiday with the right woman. (Winking emoticon).AFKABartram said:
You have clearly never been on holiday with a woman :-)JiMMy 85 said:
Surely the purpose of being on holiday is to do what pleases you?AFKABartram said:People who on holiday spend as much time on their phone, ipad, lap top etc as they do at home.
YOU'RE ON HOLIDAY!!!0 -
Family.
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Walking home post pub quick step in anticipation of a chip sandwich, and getting home and discovering you only have toppers left :-(0
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Having been on a night out thinking it's thursday. Then remembering its only wednesday.0
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Schoolboy(girl) error!suzisausage said:Having been on a night out thinking it's thursday. Then remembering its only wednesday.
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Cretins who leave their detritus on the train seat when they get off.
There's a frecking bin by the door!!!
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People who say "can I get ..." when ordering food or drink. No you bloody can't - stay where you are and the waiter/waitress/barman or barmaid will do the getting for you.0
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I was in a bar in "trendy" East London recently, and some Nathan Barley-esque media twonk asked if he could "grab some peanuts". The barman stared blankly at him and said "you won't be able to reach mate". I nearly pissed myselfJorgeCosta said:People who say "can I get ..." when ordering food or drink. No you bloody can't - stay where you are and the waiter/waitress/barman or barmaid will do the getting for you.
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Excellent! Long live Christopher Morris and Nathan Barley!McBobbin said:
I was in a bar in "trendy" East London recently, and some Nathan Barley-esque media twonk asked if he could "grab some peanuts". The barman stared blankly at him and said "you won't be able to reach mate". I nearly pissed myselfJorgeCosta said:People who say "can I get ..." when ordering food or drink. No you bloody can't - stay where you are and the waiter/waitress/barman or barmaid will do the getting for you.
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My Father in law being such a know it all bullshitter. God I want to slap him.AddickUpNorth said:My daughter's boyfriend being such a know-it-all bullshitter. God I want to slap him.
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The word "Miliband".
Nothing to do with the bloke, just the name.0 -
Men and women over the age of 10 who think it is OK to sit with their feet up on the opposite seats when on trains, especially when it is raining outside! Somebody has got to sit there! Grow up for f*cks sake!0
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People who put their feet on the seat in front when at a football match0
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Badly laid pavements with hidden dips deep enough to cover your whole foot in water when it's been raining!0
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LOL, and discovering that you've got a hole in your shoe when it rains (Like today)Wilma said:Badly laid pavements with hidden dips deep enough to cover your whole foot in water when it's been raining!
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and the little feckers who kick the back of your seat all through the game.ME14addick said:People who put their feet on the seat in front when at a football match
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Why over the age of 10? It is never alright GR. If they have to put their feet up, they should at least take off their shoes (providing the feet don't pong, of course).GreenhitheRed said:Men and women over the age of 10 who think it is OK to sit with their feet up on the opposite seats when on trains, especially when it is raining outside! Somebody has got to sit there! Grow up for f*cks sake!
On a similar note, parents who let their children get away with murder because "he's only six/eight/ten" (insert random age as appropriate).
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Coleslaw with Fish & Chips - ubiquitous here in North America & never a mushy pea in sight....0
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Pmslguinnessaddick said:
I know he goes on about living in France and having a new kidney, however his posts aren't that bad.nth london addick said:Made mine mate proper the pair of melts shit it big time
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Wish I could but he's the kind of runt who'd go straight to the rozzers and I can't risk having any involvement with them. Oh well, anyone know of any online voodoo doll retailers?Leroy Ambrose said:
Slap him then.AddickUpNorth said:My daughter's boyfriend being such a know-it-all bullshitter. God I want to slap him.
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Why over the age of 10? It is never alright GR. If they have to put their feet up, they should at least take off their shoes (providing the feet don't pong, of course).
And on a similar note, birds that feel the need to wander around the office without any shoes on. Especialy fat birds who tend to have particularly rotten trotters.
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Mobility scooters driven at speed on the pavement. I don't wish to join you so slow down and don't run me over!!!!
People who say 'you can't underestimate (insert various etc etc) The point is that is is perfectly possible to UNDERestimate the contribution. It should be 'you can't OVERestimate...' (Although in truth most people using the phrase are indeed overestimating the mediocre.)
Totally agree with MAM. Seat kickers drive me nuts.0 -
Being called "Fella" by someone you dont know - it's Dick Van Dyke , Danny Dyer mockney word that Just winds me up.0
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Really is a lot more things to get pissed off about than being called 'fella'. Especially when your a fellaBedsaddick said:Being called "Fella" by someone you dont know - it's Dick Van Dyke , Danny Dyer mockney word that Just winds me up.
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But maybe not AFKA ;-))0
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I will let you ponder on it further.0
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Yes your right yet again AFKA .AFKABartram said:
Really is a lot more things to get pissed off about than being called 'fella'. Especially when your a fellaBedsaddick said:Being called "Fella" by someone you dont know - it's Dick Van Dyke , Danny Dyer mockney word that Just winds me up.
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