People who say "can I get ..." when ordering food or drink. No you bloody can't - stay where you are and the waiter/waitress/barman or barmaid will do the getting for you.
People who say "can I get ..." when ordering food or drink. No you bloody can't - stay where you are and the waiter/waitress/barman or barmaid will do the getting for you.
I was in a bar in "trendy" East London recently, and some Nathan Barley-esque media twonk asked if he could "grab some peanuts". The barman stared blankly at him and said "you won't be able to reach mate". I nearly pissed myself
People who say "can I get ..." when ordering food or drink. No you bloody can't - stay where you are and the waiter/waitress/barman or barmaid will do the getting for you.
I was in a bar in "trendy" East London recently, and some Nathan Barley-esque media twonk asked if he could "grab some peanuts". The barman stared blankly at him and said "you won't be able to reach mate". I nearly pissed myself
Excellent! Long live Christopher Morris and Nathan Barley!
Men and women over the age of 10 who think it is OK to sit with their feet up on the opposite seats when on trains, especially when it is raining outside! Somebody has got to sit there! Grow up for f*cks sake!
Men and women over the age of 10 who think it is OK to sit with their feet up on the opposite seats when on trains, especially when it is raining outside! Somebody has got to sit there! Grow up for f*cks sake!
Why over the age of 10? It is never alright GR. If they have to put their feet up, they should at least take off their shoes (providing the feet don't pong, of course).
On a similar note, parents who let their children get away with murder because "he's only six/eight/ten" (insert random age as appropriate).
My daughter's boyfriend being such a know-it-all bullshitter. God I want to slap him.
Slap him then.
Wish I could but he's the kind of runt who'd go straight to the rozzers and I can't risk having any involvement with them. Oh well, anyone know of any online voodoo doll retailers?
big rob could put him to sleep
I know he goes on about living in France and having a new kidney, however his posts aren't that bad.
Why over the age of 10? It is never alright GR. If they have to put their feet up, they should at least take off their shoes (providing the feet don't pong, of course).
And on a similar note, birds that feel the need to wander around the office without any shoes on. Especialy fat birds who tend to have particularly rotten trotters.
Mobility scooters driven at speed on the pavement. I don't wish to join you so slow down and don't run me over!!!!
People who say 'you can't underestimate (insert various etc etc) The point is that is is perfectly possible to UNDERestimate the contribution. It should be 'you can't OVERestimate...' (Although in truth most people using the phrase are indeed overestimating the mediocre.)
Totally agree with MAM. Seat kickers drive me nuts.
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There's a frecking bin by the door!!!
Nothing to do with the bloke, just the name.
On a similar note, parents who let their children get away with murder because "he's only six/eight/ten" (insert random age as appropriate).
And on a similar note, birds that feel the need to wander around the office without any shoes on. Especialy fat birds who tend to have particularly rotten trotters.
People who say 'you can't underestimate (insert various etc etc) The point is that is is perfectly possible to UNDERestimate the contribution. It should be 'you can't OVERestimate...' (Although in truth most people using the phrase are indeed overestimating the mediocre.)
Totally agree with MAM. Seat kickers drive me nuts.