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General things that Annoy you

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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348

    Trying to eat takeaway pasta with a plastic knife and fork

    ugggghhh .. I shudder at the very thought .. a slipping and a sliding
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Fat birds who get their hair and nails done thinking it will make them attractive....guess what pasty bird...spend the dough down the gym!
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,193

    JiMMy 85 said:

    People who on holiday spend as much time on their phone, ipad, lap top etc as they do at home.

    YOU'RE ON HOLIDAY!!!

    Surely the purpose of being on holiday is to do what pleases you?
    You have clearly never been on holiday with a woman :-)

    Nah, I just go on holiday with the right woman. (Winking emoticon).
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,219
    Family.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    Walking home post pub quick step in anticipation of a chip sandwich, and getting home and discovering you only have toppers left :-(
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    Having been on a night out thinking it's thursday. Then remembering its only wednesday.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167

    Having been on a night out thinking it's thursday. Then remembering its only wednesday.

    Schoolboy(girl) error!
  • Cretins who leave their detritus on the train seat when they get off.
    There's a frecking bin by the door!!!
  • JorgeCosta
    JorgeCosta Posts: 1,035
    People who say "can I get ..." when ordering food or drink. No you bloody can't - stay where you are and the waiter/waitress/barman or barmaid will do the getting for you.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    People who say "can I get ..." when ordering food or drink. No you bloody can't - stay where you are and the waiter/waitress/barman or barmaid will do the getting for you.

    I was in a bar in "trendy" East London recently, and some Nathan Barley-esque media twonk asked if he could "grab some peanuts". The barman stared blankly at him and said "you won't be able to reach mate". I nearly pissed myself
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  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    McBobbin said:

    People who say "can I get ..." when ordering food or drink. No you bloody can't - stay where you are and the waiter/waitress/barman or barmaid will do the getting for you.

    I was in a bar in "trendy" East London recently, and some Nathan Barley-esque media twonk asked if he could "grab some peanuts". The barman stared blankly at him and said "you won't be able to reach mate". I nearly pissed myself
    Excellent! Long live Christopher Morris and Nathan Barley!

  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509

    My daughter's boyfriend being such a know-it-all bullshitter. God I want to slap him.

    My Father in law being such a know it all bullshitter. God I want to slap him.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    The word "Miliband".

    Nothing to do with the bloke, just the name.
  • Men and women over the age of 10 who think it is OK to sit with their feet up on the opposite seats when on trains, especially when it is raining outside! Somebody has got to sit there! Grow up for f*cks sake!
  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,761
    People who put their feet on the seat in front when at a football match
  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    Badly laid pavements with hidden dips deep enough to cover your whole foot in water when it's been raining!
  • Wilma said:

    Badly laid pavements with hidden dips deep enough to cover your whole foot in water when it's been raining!

    LOL, and discovering that you've got a hole in your shoe when it rains (Like today)

  • People who put their feet on the seat in front when at a football match

    and the little feckers who kick the back of your seat all through the game.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,148

    Men and women over the age of 10 who think it is OK to sit with their feet up on the opposite seats when on trains, especially when it is raining outside! Somebody has got to sit there! Grow up for f*cks sake!

    Why over the age of 10? It is never alright GR. If they have to put their feet up, they should at least take off their shoes (providing the feet don't pong, of course).

    On a similar note, parents who let their children get away with murder because "he's only six/eight/ten" (insert random age as appropriate).

  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Coleslaw with Fish & Chips - ubiquitous here in North America & never a mushy pea in sight....
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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274

    Made mine mate proper the pair of melts shit it big time

    My daughter's boyfriend being such a know-it-all bullshitter. God I want to slap him.

    Slap him then.
    Wish I could but he's the kind of runt who'd go straight to the rozzers and I can't risk having any involvement with them. Oh well, anyone know of any online voodoo doll retailers?


    big rob could put him to sleep

    I know he goes on about living in France and having a new kidney, however his posts aren't that bad.
    Pmsl
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,679
    Why over the age of 10? It is never alright GR. If they have to put their feet up, they should at least take off their shoes (providing the feet don't pong, of course).

    And on a similar note, birds that feel the need to wander around the office without any shoes on. Especialy fat birds who tend to have particularly rotten trotters.
  • legaladdick
    legaladdick Posts: 1,808
    Mobility scooters driven at speed on the pavement. I don't wish to join you so slow down and don't run me over!!!!

    People who say 'you can't underestimate (insert various etc etc) The point is that is is perfectly possible to UNDERestimate the contribution. It should be 'you can't OVERestimate...' (Although in truth most people using the phrase are indeed overestimating the mediocre.)

    Totally agree with MAM. Seat kickers drive me nuts.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733
    Being called "Fella" by someone you dont know - it's Dick Van Dyke , Danny Dyer mockney word that Just winds me up.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824

    Being called "Fella" by someone you dont know - it's Dick Van Dyke , Danny Dyer mockney word that Just winds me up.

    Really is a lot more things to get pissed off about than being called 'fella'. Especially when your a fella

  • JonnyK
    JonnyK Posts: 830
    But maybe not AFKA ;-))
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    ??
  • JonnyK
    JonnyK Posts: 830
    I will let you ponder on it further.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733

    Being called "Fella" by someone you dont know - it's Dick Van Dyke , Danny Dyer mockney word that Just winds me up.

    Really is a lot more things to get pissed off about than being called 'fella'. Especially when your a fella

    Yes your right yet again AFKA .
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733
    edited August 2013
    :)


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