School uniform shopping. That seemingly uncontrollable sticky mess that forms around jam jars and the like. Sitting in the garden with Mrs Stig and commenting that I've never known it so peaceful, only for our neighbour to start mowing his lawn seconds afterwards. I wouldn't say it's annoying but I certainly find it a little disconcerting when I can hear the freaky kid next door growling up in his room, "work for me you whore". I think he's probably playing the sort of computer game that I wouldn't approve of. At least, I hope he is.
People who, when ordering drinks from me at the bar, ask for each drink one at a time. "Anything else?" means "TELL ME ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT SO I CAN GET THEM QUICKLY".
The next person to say "and a Guinness" is going to get a slap.
School uniform shopping. That seemingly uncontrollable sticky mess that forms around jam jars and the like. Sitting in the garden with Mrs Stig and commenting that I've never known it so peaceful, only for our neighbour to start mowing his lawn seconds afterwards. I wouldn't say it's annoying but I certainly find it a little disconcerting when I can hear the freaky kid next door growling up in his room, "work for me you whore". I think he's probably playing the sort of computer game that I wouldn't approve of. At least, I hope he is.
School uniform shopping. That seemingly uncontrollable sticky mess that forms around jam jars and the like. Sitting in the garden with Mrs Stig and commenting that I've never known it so peaceful, only for our neighbour to start mowing his lawn seconds afterwards. I wouldn't say it's annoying but I certainly find it a little disconcerting when I can hear the freaky kid next door growling up in his room, "work for me you whore". I think he's probably playing the sort of computer game that I wouldn't approve of. At least, I hope he is.
School uniform shopping. That seemingly uncontrollable sticky mess that forms around jam jars and the like. Sitting in the garden with Mrs Stig and commenting that I've never known it so peaceful, only for our neighbour to start mowing his lawn seconds afterwards. I wouldn't say it's annoying but I certainly find it a little disconcerting when I can hear the freaky kid next door growling up in his room, "work for me you whore". I think he's probably playing the sort of computer game that I wouldn't approve of. At least, I hope he is.
Whitehall Clothers in Lewisham.
Hmmm, not from where I am. Crawlers in Southend.
Oh yeah, sorry Stig pal. Its gotta be really important to visit Lewistan; )
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That seemingly uncontrollable sticky mess that forms around jam jars and the like.
Sitting in the garden with Mrs Stig and commenting that I've never known it so peaceful, only for our neighbour to start mowing his lawn seconds afterwards.
I wouldn't say it's annoying but I certainly find it a little disconcerting when I can hear the freaky kid next door growling up in his room, "work for me you whore". I think he's probably playing the sort of computer game that I wouldn't approve of. At least, I hope he is.
Umbrellas blocking the whole pavement eg after Saturday's match
Lorries driving side by side at 40 MPH on 2 lane dual carriage ways
"Anything else?" means "TELL ME ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT SO I CAN GET THEM QUICKLY".
The next person to say "and a Guinness" is going to get a slap.
It don't happen at le Manoir or the Ivy
They know their food is awesome and let you enjoy it in peace without fishing for a tip.
Harvester staff everywhere take note