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General things that Annoy you

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  • JonnyK
    JonnyK Posts: 830
    Like to think we're cool now Beds.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733
    JonnyK said:

    Like to think we're cool now Beds.

    Always have been JK
  • JonnyK
    JonnyK Posts: 830
    I will now go up to my bed with a happy heart fella - oops!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    School uniform shopping.
    That seemingly uncontrollable sticky mess that forms around jam jars and the like.
    Sitting in the garden with Mrs Stig and commenting that I've never known it so peaceful, only for our neighbour to start mowing his lawn seconds afterwards.
    I wouldn't say it's annoying but I certainly find it a little disconcerting when I can hear the freaky kid next door growling up in his room, "work for me you whore". I think he's probably playing the sort of computer game that I wouldn't approve of. At least, I hope he is.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Two on a theme:

    Umbrellas blocking the whole pavement eg after Saturday's match

    Lorries driving side by side at 40 MPH on 2 lane dual carriage ways
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Being asked to do some chore the minute I sit down.
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    People who, when ordering drinks from me at the bar, ask for each drink one at a time.
    "Anything else?" means "TELL ME ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT SO I CAN GET THEM QUICKLY".

    The next person to say "and a Guinness" is going to get a slap.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Stig said:

    School uniform shopping.
    That seemingly uncontrollable sticky mess that forms around jam jars and the like.
    Sitting in the garden with Mrs Stig and commenting that I've never known it so peaceful, only for our neighbour to start mowing his lawn seconds afterwards.
    I wouldn't say it's annoying but I certainly find it a little disconcerting when I can hear the freaky kid next door growling up in his room, "work for me you whore". I think he's probably playing the sort of computer game that I wouldn't approve of. At least, I hope he is.

    Whitehall Clothers in Lewisham.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Cyclists riding 3 deep and calling me a wanker as I try and drive passed, then all 3 folding in half when I get out to park em all up!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    BIG_ROB said:

    Stig said:

    School uniform shopping.
    That seemingly uncontrollable sticky mess that forms around jam jars and the like.
    Sitting in the garden with Mrs Stig and commenting that I've never known it so peaceful, only for our neighbour to start mowing his lawn seconds afterwards.
    I wouldn't say it's annoying but I certainly find it a little disconcerting when I can hear the freaky kid next door growling up in his room, "work for me you whore". I think he's probably playing the sort of computer game that I wouldn't approve of. At least, I hope he is.

    Whitehall Clothers in Lewisham.
    Hmmm, not from where I am. Crawlers in Southend.
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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Stig said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Stig said:

    School uniform shopping.
    That seemingly uncontrollable sticky mess that forms around jam jars and the like.
    Sitting in the garden with Mrs Stig and commenting that I've never known it so peaceful, only for our neighbour to start mowing his lawn seconds afterwards.
    I wouldn't say it's annoying but I certainly find it a little disconcerting when I can hear the freaky kid next door growling up in his room, "work for me you whore". I think he's probably playing the sort of computer game that I wouldn't approve of. At least, I hope he is.

    Whitehall Clothers in Lewisham.
    Hmmm, not from where I am. Crawlers in Southend.
    Oh yeah, sorry Stig pal. Its gotta be really important to visit Lewistan; )
  • JohnnyH2
    JohnnyH2 Posts: 5,342
    Having to wait ages for the other half to decide what to eat in a restaurant
  • Stig said:

    Being asked to do some chore the minute I sit down.

    Oh Christ! I get this all the time!
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,989
    JohnnyH2 said:

    Having to wait ages for the other half to decide what to eat in a restaurant

    Then they stiil nick some of yours.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,241
    Waiting staff asking you if everything is ok when you have a mouthful of food.

    It don't happen at le Manoir or the Ivy

    They know their food is awesome and let you enjoy it in peace without fishing for a tip.

    Harvester staff everywhere take note
  • The over population of England (glad I don't live there anymore).
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167

    The over population of England (glad I don't live there anymore).

    Has Faversham been granted independence then?

  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    BIG_ROB said:

    Cyclists riding 3 deep and calling me a wanker as I try and drive passed, then all 3 folding in half when I get out to park em all up!

    fold up? they were all riding shoppers?
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    parents who allow their children to shit in the main pool on holiday (5 times in 10 days it was closed for turd removal).
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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    McBobbin said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Cyclists riding 3 deep and calling me a wanker as I try and drive passed, then all 3 folding in half when I get out to park em all up!

    fold up? they were all riding shoppers?
    May as well have been! All Lycrad up and pootling along at 0.5 mph. All the gear, no idea!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    McBobbin said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Cyclists riding 3 deep and calling me a wanker as I try and drive passed, then all 3 folding in half when I get out to park em all up!

    fold up? they were all riding shoppers?
    May as well have been! All Lycrad up and pootling along at 0.5 mph. All the gear, no idea!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Macronate said:

    parents who allow their children to shit in the main pool on holiday (5 times in 10 days it was closed for turd removal).

    Jesus wept, where was this?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,846
    BIG_ROB said:

    Macronate said:

    parents who allow their children to shit in the main pool on holiday (5 times in 10 days it was closed for turd removal).

    Jesus wept, where was this?
    They were'nt even swimming - just hung over the edge and crapped.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    MrOneLung said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Macronate said:

    parents who allow their children to shit in the main pool on holiday (5 times in 10 days it was closed for turd removal).

    Jesus wept, where was this?
    They were'nt even swimming - just hung over the edge and crapped.
    Sounds like the prom down Gravesend!
  • MrOneLung said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Macronate said:

    parents who allow their children to shit in the main pool on holiday (5 times in 10 days it was closed for turd removal).

    Jesus wept, where was this?
    They were'nt even swimming - just hung over the edge and crapped.
    The edge of the pool, or the edge of the top board??
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274

    MrOneLung said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Macronate said:

    parents who allow their children to shit in the main pool on holiday (5 times in 10 days it was closed for turd removal).

    Jesus wept, where was this?
    They were'nt even swimming - just hung over the edge and crapped.
    The edge of the pool, or the edge of the top board??
    Over the edge of the aqua-zoom and watch it as it glides its way down.................plop.
  • People who say 'I'm taking a shit'. You're NOT taking anything, if anything it's the exact opposite, you're leaving it!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594

    People who say 'I'm taking a shit'. You're NOT taking anything, if anything it's the exact opposite, you're leaving it!

    Surely it's leaving you?
  • People who say 'I'm taking a shit'. You're NOT taking anything, if anything it's the exact opposite, you're leaving it!

    Surely it's leaving you?
    Well, either way... Responsible dog owners excluded in this, of course, who always take it with them.
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