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  • MacronateMacronate
    a shit doesn't leave, it is released.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Macronate said:

    a shit doesn't leave, it is released.

    Danny murphy wasn't
  • maybe_babymaybe_baby
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    Greenie said:

    People who use the phrase 'underpants' only acceptable if you are over 70, it's the law!

    Unless you happen to be having a fling with a Canadian girl - in which case, saying 'underpants' in an English accent gets you laid (true story)
    My experience of Canadian women (BC particularly) is breathing usually gets you a shag.

  • Stuart_the_RedStuart_the_Red
    The fuss that Sky make about the transfer window closing,

    it almost makes you forget that there are 'celebrities' on trial for fiddling with children,

    or even that people are being gassed in Syria.

    What a bunch of tossers!
  • ME14addickME14addick
    Stuart the Red said:

    The fuss that Sky make about the transfer window closing,

    it almost makes you forget that there are 'celebrities' on trial for fiddling with children,

    or even that people are being gassed in Syria.

    What a bunch of tossers!

    It is a sports channel, they wouldn't be reporting on those topics would they?
  • AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    At times, life.
  • MiserableoldgitMiserableoldgit
    AddickUpNorth said:

    At times, life.

    Welcome to my world !
    ;-)

  • JorgeCostaJorgeCosta
    People who crowd around pelican crossings but don't press the button.
  • StigStig
    JorgeCosta said:

    People who crowd around pelican crossings but don't press the button.

    This - I was only thinking about this today. Gets my goat.
  • Stuart_the_RedStuart_the_Red
    ME14addick said:

    Stuart the Red said:

    The fuss that Sky make about the transfer window closing,

    it almost makes you forget that there are 'celebrities' on trial for fiddling with children,

    or even that people are being gassed in Syria.

    What a bunch of tossers!

    It is a sports channel, they wouldn't be reporting on those topics would they?
    Sorry, should have written Sky News.

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  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Forgetting me PayPal password and email address and also the two security questions I answered when setting me account up about 6 year back
  • MiserableoldgitMiserableoldgit
    See, all that meat-eating rots yer brain !
    Us Veggies remember everything !
    ;-)
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Yeah, but you forget to eat meat

    ; )
  • AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    BIG_ROB said:

    Yeah, but you forget to eat meat

    ; )

    No, we haven't forgotten what death tastes like that's all ;o)
  • OaksterOakster
    Carter said:

    Waiting staff asking you if everything is ok when you have a mouthful of food.

    It don't happen at le Manoir or the Ivy

    They know their food is awesome and let you enjoy it in peace without fishing for a tip.

    Harvester staff everywhere take note

    Annoys me too, but I think they do this so there is no come back at the end of the meal - ie "I scoffed the lot like a pig but didn't like it so can I have my money back".....
  • OaksterOakster
    JohnnyH2 said:

    Having to wait ages for the other half to decide what to eat in a restaurant

    My wife insists on pointing to the menu & describing her choice like its the first time the waiter has ever heard of it......(also after having taken hours to decide what to have).

  • limeygentlimeygent
    1. Realizing I'm three times the age of the Crumpet at a beer festival a couple of weeks ago.
    2. Realizing I've become a "dirty old man."
  • Vinnie V.Vinnie V.
    AddickUpNorth said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Yeah, but you forget to eat meat

    ; )

    No, we haven't forgotten what death tastes like that's all ;o)
    So you remember it tastes beautiful then.;)
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    AddickUpNorth said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Yeah, but you forget to eat meat

    ; )

    No, we haven't forgotten what death tastes like that's all ;o)
    What about bacon? Cor you must like bacon?
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Getting out the shower and drying yourself off, only to find that ain't rinsed the soap off an arm pit ffs!
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  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Stubbing your toe
  • GreenieGreenie
    Veggies who go crapping on about how it's so good being veggies, then moan about their lack of energy, bad skin and erectile dysfunction!
    I may have made up the last bit!!!
  • BoomBoom
    The Spanish barmaid tonight (usually a good thing) who was so miserable and had the chunkiest arse you could park a grifter in. Cheer up love.
  • StigStig
    Boom said:

    The Spanish barmaid tonight (usually a good thing) who was so miserable and had the chunkiest arse you could park a grifter in. Cheer up love.

    Perhaps someone left their bike lock there.
  • BoomBoom
    They could have left a bus shelter up there and you wouldnt have noticed. I know what happened to Fatima whitbread now.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    BIG_ROB said:

    Stubbing your toe

    Whilst getting back in the shower?
  • PL54PL54
    edited September 2013
    Rules about duplicated posts that have never been mentioned before
  • RedskinRedskin
    Having posts forcibly deleted whilst favourites of admin continue to get away with worse.

    Clique- Pique.
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    BIG_ROB said:

    Forgetting me PayPal password and email address and also the two security questions I answered when setting me account up about 6 year back

    Post it on here Rob, then we can remind you ;)

  • T_C_ET_C_E
    Vets and their sidekicks in the insurance world...........
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