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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    pulling out a poo crumb only to discover it's attached to a bum hair
    People who don't 'wipe' properly!
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    Holding doors open for people and they arrogantly glide past your without so much as a nod of acknowledgment or gratitude.

    Prevalent in my office full of jumped up twunts. Normally just wish upon them a disappointing sex life for the rest of their days in my head and then get on with my business.
  • siblers
    siblers Posts: 2,018
    Holding doors open for people and they arrogantly glide past your without so much as a nod of acknowledgment or gratitude.

    Prevalent in my office full of jumped up twunts. Normally just wish upon them a disappointing sex life for the rest of their days in my head and then get on with my business.
    Or people who dont leave a door open for you when you are right behind them.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    pulling out a poo crumb only to discover it's attached to a bum hair
    People who don't 'wipe' properly!
    Sometimes there just isn't enough time
  • siblers
    siblers Posts: 2,018
    Or enough paper
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    People that piss on the toilet floor. I work in a hospital and i've yet to go into the 'staff' toilet and not see a dribbly pool in front of the toilet. Worse still, when they piss all over the seat. WHY?
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    Old people that think it is ok to queue jump, when they only have a hand basket, and walk past you as thought you were invisable, making it absolutely clear that they saw you, but are trying at all costs to avoid eye contact. I always make a point of saying in a sarcastic tone 'it's ok, you must be in a hurry, why don't you go in front?'
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    People that piss on the toilet floor. I work in a hospital and i've yet to go into the 'staff' toilet and not see a dribbly pool in front of the toilet. Worse still, when they piss all over the seat. WHY?
    toilets that have a 'violent' flush system which splashes the seat with clean water but makes it look like you've pi$$ed all over the seat somehow.

    especially when the toilets are busy there is a queue and you know the next person thinks badly of you for seeing the wet seat!
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    Estate Agents.
  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    Old people that think it is ok to queue jump, when they only have a hand basket, and walk past you as thought you were invisable, making it absolutely clear that they saw you, but are trying at all costs to avoid eye contact. I always make a point of saying in a sarcastic tone 'it's ok, you must be in a hurry, why don't you go in front?'
    I tell them to get the .... to the back of the queue.
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  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    Estate Agents.
    Absolutely. Greedy people who have almost single handedly caused the house price problems.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Cowboy builder programs on TV and the whinging, gullible "victims" who appear on them!
  • ThanetAddick
    ThanetAddick Posts: 43
    When your in the toilet and someone knocks on the door saying "whose in there?".Yes, a burglar need a shit so decided to stroll into a strangers house!So annoying!
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    Pulling out a bogie only to discover it was attached to a nose hair.
    I love that. I wag it about on it's hair and smile to myself.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Drinking a pint of slops in The Lib for a £15 bet, giving the proceeds to a local charity and then missing a week of work because of alcohol poisoning...
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Pulling out a bogie only to discover it was attached to a nose hair.
    I love that. I wag it about on it's hair and smile to myself.
    I hope you pluck the gilbert before eating it!
  • redcarter
    redcarter Posts: 1,010
    Goalkeepers shouting at their defence after every save.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    keepers shouting at their defence after they let one through their legs
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,193
    The word 'sex-wee' instantly makes me want to punch the wit-devoid person who used it in a post.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    White wine hangovers.
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  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    White wine hangovers.
    with you on that today!

  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    edited March 2012
    Having a shocker today. Happy hour gone wrong.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    Having a shocker.
    wagamama for lunch? you best not feel like that this time next week!!

  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    Im not sure I'm even able for food.... yet.

    God no, could you imagine lugging boxes like this. Wrong.

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    Having a hangover when you haven't been out and haven't had a drink
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,891
    midweek drinkers-irresponsible
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    Having a hangover when you haven't been out and haven't had a drink
    Alledgedly!!

  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    Thursday is not mid-week. Its the new Friday.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,083
    FoD,Gumbo & Plaaaayer; WTF ?
    ???
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    People pressing the wrong button in lifts
    People leaving empty coffee cups in lifts
    People listening to music in lifts
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