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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Carter said:

    Never cross the beams

    Not with a stranger, anyway!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    "iTunes has discovered a corrupted iPod. Would you like to reset it?"
  • Hoddle twatting on about about something he helped stuff up in the first,place.......he is a loser.......
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    Being totally knackered after spending the day laying a shed base and knowing i have to do the same thing tomorrow.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    johnny73 said:

    Being totally knackered after spending the day laying a shed base and knowing i have to do the same thing tomorrow.

    ...Two Sheds?
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567

    johnny73 said:

    Being totally knackered after spending the day laying a shed base and knowing i have to do the same thing tomorrow.

    ...Two Sheds?
    No. One shed. The base is 4 metres by 3 metres. Laying in two parts because of the size.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    johnny73 said:

    johnny73 said:

    Being totally knackered after spending the day laying a shed base and knowing i have to do the same thing tomorrow.

    ...Two Sheds?
    No. One shed. The base is 4 metres by 3 metres. Laying in two parts because of the size.
    Whoosh!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    I got it !
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    A joke ten years in the making!
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,958
    Taxi / delivery drivers who think if they put there warning lights on, they can park in the middle off the road, then throw a strop when they have to reserve out.
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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620

    A joke ten years in the making!

    lol

  • legaladdick
    legaladdick Posts: 1,808
    To misquote Henry Root, the funniest letter writer to the famous: EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    Being 'whooshed'!
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    johnny73 said:

    Being 'whooshed'!

    I don't get it?
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    having to go poo after just getting out the shower and then having to get back in again just to soap your ass up so not to spoil that full body freshness!
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    Greenie said:

    johnny73 said:

    Being 'whooshed'!

    I don't get it?
    Whoosh
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    bloodnut said:

    having to go poo after just getting out the shower and then having to get back in again just to soap your ass up so not to spoil that full body freshness!

    You need wet wipes in your life pal!
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,998

    Greenie said:

    johnny73 said:

    Being 'whooshed'!

    I don't get it?
    Whoosh
    lol
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    edited June 2013
    BIG_ROB said:

    bloodnut said:

    having to go poo after just getting out the shower and then having to get back in again just to soap your ass up so not to spoil that full body freshness!

    You need wet wipes in your life pal!
    yea got them rob, cant nock the wet wipes when your in ya civvies or on a hot day BUT im talking when ive just stepped out the shower and *bAnG* the phantom poo strikes again (why couldn't it have made itself known before i got in the shower, natural order of play i feel) still wet so toilet paper usage is out the question, toilet seat gets a soaking, its just all one big mess mate which to me is best dealt with by jumping straight back in, just thankful my shower head comes off the wall... it annoys me cos any other time i like a good poo but when that happens i just sit there full of resentment and the whole experience is spoilt!

    cheers for the heads up though (appreciated)
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,736
    My season ticket was delivered by .
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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    Greenie said:

    johnny73 said:

    Being 'whooshed'!

    I don't get it?
    Whoosh
    Thanks Leroy, get in!
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    MrOneLung said:

    People that get angered by my lack of aggression. Not really annoying but a little sad.

    Woah! Calm down there mate.

    You made me laugh out loud :-)

  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited June 2013
    Shop staff who tell me to enter my pin because I'm 2 milliseconds late putting my finger on the buttons at the exact time the read out comes up...probably the same pedantic. time obsessed arseholes that toot their horn at you when the lights turn amber.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,736
    Women's football . Garlic ? Bread ? Shouldn't happen .
  • Women's football . Garlic ? Bread ? Shouldn't happen .

    Quite like garlic bread, meself. But women's football? Quite agree!

  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    Greenie said:

    Greenie said:

    johnny73 said:

    Being 'whooshed'!

    I don't get it?
    Whoosh
    Thanks Leroy, get in!
    :)
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    bloodnut said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    bloodnut said:

    having to go poo after just getting out the shower and then having to get back in again just to soap your ass up so not to spoil that full body freshness!

    You need wet wipes in your life pal!
    yea got them rob, cant nock the wet wipes when your in ya civvies or on a hot day BUT im talking when ive just stepped out the shower and *bAnG* the phantom poo strikes again (why couldn't it have made itself known before i got in the shower, natural order of play i feel) still wet so toilet paper usage is out the question, toilet seat gets a soaking, its just all one big mess mate which to me is best dealt with by jumping straight back in, just thankful my shower head comes off the wall... it annoys me cos any other time i like a good poo but when that happens i just sit there full of resentment and the whole experience is spoilt!

    cheers for the heads up though (appreciated)
    Yeah, give you that
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    edited June 2013
    .
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    When a new phone comes out and all the sheep earlier adopters have the same ring tone. Then on the train you get a whole cacophony of it. I'm currently be driven mad by that bloody annoying whistling thing all the time.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Cacophony; one of me most favourite words that! Cheers @Sting pal
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