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General things that Annoy you

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  • Surrogate - Surrey cricketer's wife carries baby for someone else
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,229
    Harrogate - Calum caught doing naughty things in Yorkshire.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    People sitting on the stairs for the footbridge at London bridge, you are clearly in people's way so just move you prick!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599

    People sitting on the stairs for the footbridge at London bridge, you are clearly in people's way so just move you prick!

    A few years ago we were coming back from Brighton, were changing trains and there was a group of teenagers sitting on the stairs. We were running to catch the train and I caught one, went flying, got up and screamed "why don't you get out of the f****ng way" and just managed to get on the train. Just as the doors were closig one of the girls said "why don't you watch were you're going you fat c*nt". Despite my anger, even I laughed, you could see the other passengers trying desperately hard not to smile.
  • Idle loafers who go around scratching people's cars.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    When you get a missed call from a company and they ask you to call them back at your convenience, except you can't use the number left on your missed calls because it's either withheld or it doesn't accept incoming calls, and the voicemail with the number for you to call is unintelligible because the bloke on the other end was eating marbles when he left the message.

    As a general rule I never answer calls from unknown or withheld numbers or any number beginning with 08 anyway.
  • "Cockchafer" (noun): a person who returns a call and desires a call-back but nevertheless deliberately withholds the number.

    "Fuckwit" (noun): a person who thinks he will receive a call back without leaving his number leaving no clue as to his identity.
  • Colgate - the mysterious disappearance of my mum's false teeth back in the 80s
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,966
    Louis van Gaal's ridiculous hair
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,229
    For shure.
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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,737
    IdleHans said:

    Louis van Gaal's ridiculous hair

    He looks like he's wearing a stocking over his head.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Lettings Agents
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243
    IA said:

    Lettings Agents

    They swim in the same muck filled, turgid, stagnant, sewage filled pond as estate agents. Whaddya expect?
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    edited November 2014
    Carter said:

    IA said:

    Lettings Agents

    They swim in the same muck filled, turgid, stagnant, sewage filled pond as estate agents. Whaddya expect?
    What did I expect? That'll be a long story.

    Compared to lettings agents - recruitment agents, football agents, advertising agents and estate agents all seem like great people.
  • Ben18
    Ben18 Posts: 1,638
    Cold callers who have a cold. Disgusting!
  • Things that you forget.....I thought of something to post on this thread when I was driving today. It's gone now.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    When you're driving down a narrow residential road and people have parked their cars on alternating sides of the road, forcing you to drive in a bizarre slalom.
  • People who try and make words trendy, main gripe being 'tekkers'. It's technique you utter utter utter moron
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,966
    The green token charity bin system in Waitrose. You're not actually contributing anything, just reallocating a tiny tiny little bit of money to one cause and taking half the amount away from two others. I hope you can sleep at night!


  • Badger
    Badger Posts: 4,842
    Losing to last minute goals.
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Women who wear their wooly / cotton pyjamas to the shops under a coat.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Snobs.
  • People who speak as if being rich is a crime. It is what a lot of people aspire to be. It doesn't make them tax-dodging toffs who don't care about society!

    I'm not speaking from any experience either. I'm a 22 year old student without a penny.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    The word 'selfie'
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    This has happened to me 3 times this week and really gets on my tits...

    When you've been standing at a bar for a while waiting to get served, then as the bartender is coming over, someone walks up right next to you and gets served without even acknowledging you were there first.

    The other thing as well is when it's busy at the bar and there are some yoghurts who have gotten served and then decided to keep standing at the bar whilst they chat and have their drinks, forcing people who had been queuing behind them to merge into the queues either side of them.
  • To be fair that is annoying. As long as it isn't detremental to my chances of getting served in the next 5 minutes, I always let those who have been waiting before me get served first.

    I get a thanks 7/10 times
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998

    To be fair that is annoying. As long as it isn't detremental to my chances of getting served in the next 5 minutes, I always let those who have been waiting before me get served first.

    I get a thanks 7/10 times

    At a busy bar, I'll admit it becomes every man for yourself but in literally all 3 instances I have been the only person waiting to get served apart from the person currently being served.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Fiiish said:

    To be fair that is annoying. As long as it isn't detremental to my chances of getting served in the next 5 minutes, I always let those who have been waiting before me get served first.

    I get a thanks 7/10 times

    At a busy bar, I'll admit it becomes every man for yourself but in literally all 3 instances I have been the only person waiting to get served apart from the person currently being served.
    There is a well known social and behavioural theory which, simplifying, states that some people have a positive presence and others a negative one and speed of being served (or not) at a bar is a manifestation of this.

    In my own case Diana Ross sung a song dedicated to me: I'm still waiting
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Totally agree Fiiish, id also like to add cockfosterers at the bar who havent got a clue what they are ordering and are asking everyone they're with what they are drinking as they go along
  • That said, I don't like it when bartenders ask "who's next [to be served]" because

    a) I'm obviously more important than all the other plebs so it should be me
    b) If I am trying to push in, I feel all guilty
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