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People who say they have or just had the flu. When they actually mean they have had a cold.
Man flu is excluded, of course. That is a terrible virus and would kill most women.7 -
I thought it was the shit that was in his hands?AddicksAddict said:
Get rid of the dog? Or the car? The power is in your hands.T.C.E said:Putting a used Dogsh*t bag in the same pocket as my car keys, every b****** time you can guarantee the ignition key will go straight through it......
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In his ignition!. Why oh why do some dog owners put the shit in the bag and then leave it hanging on a branch?Eddie Firmani said:
I thought it was the shit that was in his hands?AddicksAddict said:
Get rid of the dog? Or the car? The power is in your hands.T.C.E said:Putting a used Dogsh*t bag in the same pocket as my car keys, every b****** time you can guarantee the ignition key will go straight through it......
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A lot of them will leave it while walking round and then take it as they are leaving and bin it to save walking around with a steaming bag of shite in their pocket.man_at_milletts said:
In his ignition!. Why oh why do some dog owners put the shit in the bag and then leave it hanging on a branch?Eddie Firmani said:
I thought it was the shit that was in his hands?AddicksAddict said:
Get rid of the dog? Or the car? The power is in your hands.T.C.E said:Putting a used Dogsh*t bag in the same pocket as my car keys, every b****** time you can guarantee the ignition key will go straight through it......
The others leave it there for poor kids to play dog shit piñata.4 -
My point exactly, I would rather trouser a bag and risk forgetting my keys are in my pocket than leave it there for someone to tread in, Be it footpath, park or woodland it goes home with me. Respect for others it's called. It's shame others do have the same respect for me when they switch on a computer. But still that's life I suppose.cafcdave123 said:
A lot of them will leave it while walking round and then take it as they are leaving and bin it to save walking around with a steaming bag of shite in their pocket.man_at_milletts said:
In his ignition!. Why oh why do some dog owners put the shit in the bag and then leave it hanging on a branch?Eddie Firmani said:
I thought it was the shit that was in his hands?AddicksAddict said:
Get rid of the dog? Or the car? The power is in your hands.T.C.E said:Putting a used Dogsh*t bag in the same pocket as my car keys, every b****** time you can guarantee the ignition key will go straight through it......
The others leave it there for poor kids to play dog shit piñata.1 -
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Actually, the solution is for people not to be rude and put their order in before you even though you were clearly there first. The unwritten rule is that if someone is at a bar before you and is not being served, you say 'they were here first' if the server comes to you before them. It's not worth the aggro to intercept someone else when they're ordering their drink even if you're in the right, they could be a headcase.AddicksAddict said:
The solution is to say "I was here first".Fiiish said:
At a busy bar, I'll admit it becomes every man for yourself but in literally all 3 instances I have been the only person waiting to get served apart from the person currently being served.cafcnick1992 said:To be fair that is annoying. As long as it isn't detremental to my chances of getting served in the next 5 minutes, I always let those who have been waiting before me get served first.
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Dirty filthy bastards who don't wash their hands when the go to the Khazi.
I was in Darenth Valley hospital and this fella came out the trap and left without washing his hands.
I said to him about washing his hands, he just shrugged his shoulders and carried on.
What the hell is wrong with people.....and in a bloody hospital.2 -
Trying to check something out on your phone and the local Wifi stops you because your phone is trying to connect to it. Bloody annoying.7
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He didn't have time, he had to get back to surgeryGreenie said:Dirty filthy bastards who don't wash their hands when the go to the Khazi.
I was in Darenth Valley hospital and this fella came out the trap and left without washing his hands.
I said to him about washing his hands, he just shrugged his shoulders and carried on.
What the hell is wrong with people.....and in a bloody hospital.13 - Sponsored links:
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? ?T.C.E said:
My point exactly, I would rather trouser a bag and risk forgetting my keys are in my pocket than leave it there for someone to tread in, Be it footpath, park or woodland it goes home with me. Respect for others it's called. It's shame others do have the same respect for me when they switch on a computer. But still that's life I suppose.cafcdave123 said:
A lot of them will leave it while walking round and then take it as they are leaving and bin it to save walking around with a steaming bag of shite in their pocket.man_at_milletts said:
In his ignition!. Why oh why do some dog owners put the shit in the bag and then leave it hanging on a branch?Eddie Firmani said:
I thought it was the shit that was in his hands?AddicksAddict said:
Get rid of the dog? Or the car? The power is in your hands.T.C.E said:Putting a used Dogsh*t bag in the same pocket as my car keys, every b****** time you can guarantee the ignition key will go straight through it......
The others leave it there for poor kids to play dog shit piñata.0 -
Sorry Dave, not aimed at you.cafcdave123 said:
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My point exactly, I would rather trouser a bag and risk forgetting my keys are in my pocket than leave it there for someone to tread in, Be it footpath, park or woodland it goes home with me. Respect for others it's called. It's shame others do have the same respect for me when they switch on a computer. But still that's life I suppose.cafcdave123 said:
A lot of them will leave it while walking round and then take it as they are leaving and bin it to save walking around with a steaming bag of shite in their pocket.man_at_milletts said:
In his ignition!. Why oh why do some dog owners put the shit in the bag and then leave it hanging on a branch?Eddie Firmani said:
I thought it was the shit that was in his hands?AddicksAddict said:
Get rid of the dog? Or the car? The power is in your hands.T.C.E said:Putting a used Dogsh*t bag in the same pocket as my car keys, every b****** time you can guarantee the ignition key will go straight through it......
The others leave it there for poor kids to play dog shit piñata.
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Thats cool TCE,I was worried that you thought i was taking the piss out of you and the dogs mate.0
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I have 2 dogs, one a very large breed, I take them for a walk twice a day, about an hour each time, I pick up any dog mess in a bag and carry it until I reach a dedicated dog bin. The thought of putting it in my pocket would never enter my head. Why can people not just carry it in a bag or is that degrading to be seen with it?cafcdave123 said:
A lot of them will leave it while walking round and then take it as they are leaving and bin it to save walking around with a steaming bag of shite in their pocket.man_at_milletts said:
In his ignition!. Why oh why do some dog owners put the shit in the bag and then leave it hanging on a branch?Eddie Firmani said:
I thought it was the shit that was in his hands?AddicksAddict said:
Get rid of the dog? Or the car? The power is in your hands.T.C.E said:Putting a used Dogsh*t bag in the same pocket as my car keys, every b****** time you can guarantee the ignition key will go straight through it......
The others leave it there for poor kids to play dog shit piñata.0 -
Dog poo in a Gucci or Vuitton bag, have you no fashion sense!!!!!0
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Americans cannot pronounce the letter 'U'. They think it's 'OO'. And that grinds my gears.1
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I fully agree ross1, I often walk my parents dog and spend much of the walk carrying poo filled bags.ross1 said:
I have 2 dogs, one a very large breed, I take them for a walk twice a day, about an hour each time, I pick up any dog mess in a bag and carry it until I reach a dedicated dog bin. The thought of putting it in my pocket would never enter my head. Why can people not just carry it in a bag or is that degrading to be seen with it?cafcdave123 said:
A lot of them will leave it while walking round and then take it as they are leaving and bin it to save walking around with a steaming bag of shite in their pocket.man_at_milletts said:
In his ignition!. Why oh why do some dog owners put the shit in the bag and then leave it hanging on a branch?Eddie Firmani said:
I thought it was the shit that was in his hands?AddicksAddict said:
Get rid of the dog? Or the car? The power is in your hands.T.C.E said:Putting a used Dogsh*t bag in the same pocket as my car keys, every b****** time you can guarantee the ignition key will go straight through it......
The others leave it there for poor kids to play dog shit piñata.
I have noticed people hang it till they are leaving, I have also noticed people put a poo bag on their hand an pretend to pick it up until I have pointed out that they have missed it and they have had to pick it up.1 -
The media saying 'Inter Milan'. It's like saying Chelsea London or Arsenal London.0
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Actually, it'd be like saying Chels London or Arse LondonRedPanda said:The media saying 'Inter Milan'. It's like saying Chelsea London or Arsenal London.
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Sorry mate that was me, I had an operation to carry out and didn't want to be late.Greenie said:Dirty filthy bastards who don't wash their hands when the go to the Khazi.
I was in Darenth Valley hospital and this fella came out the trap and left without washing his hands.
I said to him about washing his hands, he just shrugged his shoulders and carried on.
What the hell is wrong with people.....and in a bloody hospital.
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Did you not stop to consider that this guy may have just shat in a bag, and had it in his pocket?Greenie said:Dirty filthy bastards who don't wash their hands when the go to the Khazi.
I was in Darenth Valley hospital and this fella came out the trap and left without washing his hands.
I said to him about washing his hands, he just shrugged his shoulders and carried on.
What the hell is wrong with people.....and in a bloody hospital.
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Don't get me started on Americans I could go on all day. Their language shouldn't be called English it should be American.JiMMy 85 said:Americans cannot pronounce the letter 'U'. They think it's 'OO'. And that grinds my gears.
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Should you always have to wash your hands after a piss though?
Unless you manage to get urine all over your hands and assuming your penis has not been somewhere it shouldn't have been to be carrying that many toxins it's ok not to wash?
After a dump yes absolutely scrub them paws but pissing???1 -
Depends if you scratch your bollocks afterwards.Carter said:Should you always have to wash your hands after a piss though?
Unless you manage to get urine all over your hands and assuming your penis has not been somewhere it shouldn't have been to be carrying that many toxins it's ok not to wash?
After a dump yes absolutely scrub them paws but pissing???1 -
Depends if you scratch your bollocks afterwards.Carter said:Should you always have to wash your hands after a piss though?
Unless you manage to get urine all over your hands and assuming your penis has not been somewhere it shouldn't have been to be carrying that many toxins it's ok not to wash?
After a dump yes absolutely scrub them paws but pissing???0 -
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Maybe in those airport toilets where there's no doors... But if you've flushed the chain, opened the door etc then.. Well it's up to you really! I don't wash my hands cos I've peed on them, I wash them cos you should regularly wash your hands to avoid catching colds and such! Especially between the thumb and forefinger, which is the place most people miss according to Dave Brailsford.Carter said:Should you always have to wash your hands after a piss though?
Unless you manage to get urine all over your hands and assuming your penis has not been somewhere it shouldn't have been to be carrying that many toxins it's ok not to wash?
After a dump yes absolutely scrub them paws but pissing???0 -
Your old chap has been nestled up inside your pants, you may have had a bit of wee leak out after your previous slash, which may have rubbed off on said member whilst you have been wandering around. So you do have a bit of wee on there, then you touch it, then you touch a door handle which someone else then has to touch.Carter said:Should you always have to wash your hands after a piss though?
Unless you manage to get urine all over your hands and assuming your penis has not been somewhere it shouldn't have been to be carrying that many toxins it's ok not to wash?
After a dump yes absolutely scrub them paws but pissing???
Or, whether you realise it or not, when at a urinal, tiny splashes can get on your hands without you even noticing ( urine being the same temperature as your body ).
Either way, why is it such a problem to wash your hands - as others have said it prevents other diseases being spread around ?2 -
Maybe he'd had a J Arthur?Greenie said:Dirty filthy bastards who don't wash their hands when the go to the Khazi.
I was in Darenth Valley hospital and this fella came out the trap and left without washing his hands.
I said to him about washing his hands, he just shrugged his shoulders and carried on.
What the hell is wrong with people.....and in a bloody hospital.
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Some other food for thought.
Isn't urine, fresh urine sterile?
And when you press or turn the tap it will be grimy because other bog-dwellers have switched on with tainted mitts.
So those that wash will still be walking around with mucky paws0
