At the checkout seeing obese mother stocking up on giant packets of crisps, maxi size bottles of coca cola, jammy dodgers, pizza and frozen chips, not a fruit or vegetable in sight apart from baked beans. What chance does the child have.
All this fuss about the re-burial of Richard 111. It can't possibly be his body anyway, apparently they dug up his body from a car park in Leicester & even I know cars were not around in the 16th century.
If you are going on a 3-4 day caravan break, anyone else's missus manage to accumulate a years worth of ketchup, brown sauce, tartar sauce, salad cream, mustard, mayonnaise, malt vinegar, salt, pepper and sugar saches in preparation?
If you are going on a 3-4 day caravan break, anyone else's missus manage to accumulate a years worth of ketchup, brown sauce, tartar sauce, salad cream, mustard, mayonnaise, malt vinegar, salt, pepper and sugar saches in preparation?
If you are going on a 3-4 day caravan break, anyone else's missus manage to accumulate a years worth of ketchup, brown sauce, tartar sauce, salad cream, mustard, mayonnaise, malt vinegar, salt, pepper and sugar saches in preparation?
All this fuss about the re-burial of Richard 111. It can't possibly be his body anyway, apparently they dug up his body from a car park in Leicester & even I know cars were not around in the 16th century.
Those slips of paper that take up half the packet when you buy drugs and medicines. They're fine if you've got a new prescription for some exotic chemical, but if just having an aspirin I don't want that stuff in my way.
kissing in public. this couple this morning, constantly pecking at 6 second intervals on a packed tube carriage. this isn't a romantic stroll through Paris or a gondola ride in Venice, it's the bloody jubilee line to Stanmore ffs!!!!!
a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.
kissing in public. this couple this morning, constantly pecking at 6 second intervals on a packed tube carriage. this isn't a romantic stroll through Paris or a gondola ride in Venice, it's the bloody jubilee line to Stanmore ffs!!!!!
a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.
kissing in public. this couple this morning, constantly pecking at 6 second intervals on a packed tube carriage. this isn't a romantic stroll through Paris or a gondola ride in Venice, it's the bloody jubilee line to Stanmore ffs!!!!!
a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.
makes me sick
You romantic bastard...
I've had my moments. Took the mrs to her first ever Charlton game when we beat Man City at home in our relegation season, Nov 2006. 1-0 to us. Blocked her view of Darren Bent's goal because I was already up on my feet in anticipation of it going in from Jerome Thomas' cross. Who said romance was dead..........
kissing in public. this couple this morning, constantly pecking at 6 second intervals on a packed tube carriage. this isn't a romantic stroll through Paris or a gondola ride in Venice, it's the bloody jubilee line to Stanmore ffs!!!!!
a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.
makes me sick
You romantic bastard...
I've had my moments. Took the mrs to her first ever Charlton game when we beat Man City at home in our relegation season, Nov 2006. 1-0 to us. Blocked her view of Darren Bent's goal because I was already up on my feet in anticipation of it going in from Jerome Thomas' cross. Who said romance was dead..........
That was my son's first ever game. It's been downhill ever since !
Those slips of paper that take up half the packet when you buy drugs and medicines. They're fine if you've got a new prescription for some exotic chemical, but if just having an aspirin I don't want that stuff in my way.
Have you noticed that it doesn't matter which end of the packet you open first you will always find that folded end of the sheet of paper there instead of the drugs you need, it's like dropping a slice of buttered toast that one. I'll bet nobody has ever read that small print either. It probably tells you about 50 ways that using the drugs concerned can kill you. Or 50 places you should not leave them or something.
Just like the Internet when they send you terms and conditions and you have to tick to say you have read them but of course you haven't because you have a life....just stuff to get in your way.
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Little square silver ones.
Mmmm lighter fluid. Used to love the smell
Yeah, cheers for the sympathy
People who make cheap jokes about other people afflictions
Guy must pinch himself for getting paid good money for producing total tosh so consistently and his accents are shockingly poor.
Apart from that, he's funny.
Used to like him in Harry Enfield 'Lee & Lance' sketches but now totally sold out and unfunny.
Noel Gallagher on Motd2 pretending to be a true Manc despite legging it from there at the first opportunity
Isn't that fat legs?
Like I said, a tad annoying.
People who don't know basic British history :-)
a little peck goodbye fine, not every 6 seconds at just gone 8 in the morning.
makes me sick
Just...get out of my way. Go home. Get in bed. Don't ever get out of it. Thanks.
Just like the Internet when they send you terms and conditions and you have to tick to say you have read them but of course you haven't because you have a life....just stuff to get in your way.